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Sunday, February 5, 2006

crayon warfare and further plans towards such




BANG! "We just bombed you right- here." A bright red x showed up on the guys side.
"Not even! We bomb you the-"
"You can't do that! That's inside the protective dome!"
"Then it goes through the door."
"Is this a MAGIC bomb?"
"No."
"Then it can't get through the magical door. Besides, we have God on our sides." A finger tapped a cross drawn haphazardly on the craft paper.
"Hey! You can't call God!"
"Pshh."

Is this recess at your local elementary school? No. Is this the screwed up dream of a lifetime sociopath? No. Is this Bush re-telling his discussion about how the wars been going? Probably. But really, it's v4k2- or more specifically vk vs. vk declaring war before five dinners arrived for seven people. (Sharing is economical.) The next day this discussion continued...

[*starSHINE].mW 1347: what soul? [ne.F]v4k2.36 says:
val, vvn and i are creating a restaurant
[*starSHINE].mW 1347: what soul? [ne.F]v4k2.36 says:
the first thing on the menu will be potato porcupine, followed by number 2, 4, and 13 pho, and then bento boxes, and then "hamburgers, to be shared" and then large ice cream scoops

It evolved still more...

~~AzN~~RiCe~~BoY~~ Full Of PIZZA!!! says:
were going to have this war at jackastors grr.
~~AzN~~RiCe~~BoY~~ Full Of PIZZA!!! says:
not at ur resturant

Yes, war. It's very real, and very painful, but within the confines of this odd blog, it's wax on craft paper and some very angry people. Bring it on guys. We have a magical dome.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

GO CRAYON WARFARE!!!! It will make the world a better place =P

Aeriena Eve said...

That's true! I bet Bush plans out war strategies with crayons. He's VERY accurate. "Never progressed past crayons, Mr. Bush?" "No sir, those pens and pencils just freak me out. They're so pointy!" "Ah well Mr. President. Here are your safety scissors." "Thanks."