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Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Zeus, God and Kat

Zeus once said, "a woman with a proper fitting bra becomes a most beautiful creature."

God replied, "Even a short heel lengthens ones calves and makes what was once a short woman become a fabulous amazon."

Kat broke between them and said, "Gods, please! These are all tools that help us achieve the fashion holy trinity! Posture! Fit! Proportion! Let us marry our tools and our aims so that we may achieve a brighter likeness in our outfits!"

And so Zeus, God, and Kat donned their supportive underwear and low-to-high heels before clothing themselves in garments worthy only of those completing the fashion holy trinity so that they may dance in all their potential fabulousness.

"To Posture! Fit! and Proportion!"

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