Let's get down to business....to defeat- exams!

I'll Make A Nerd Out Of You lyrics

Let's get down to business
To defeat exams
Did they send me tofu
When I asked for ham?
You're the dumbest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Student, I'll make a nerd
out of you

Tranquil as a library
But on fire within
Once you learn your keywords
you are sure to win
You're a noteless, unprepar-ed lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a nerd
out of you

I'm never gonna catch
my grade
Say good-bye to those
who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school
for cutting class
This profs’ got 'em
scared to death
Hope he doesn't fuckin’ screw me
Now I really wish that I
knew how to study!

(Be a nerd)
We must be swift as
the lecture schedule
(Be a nerd)
With all the skills
of a great savant
With all the smarts
of an Asian person
Mysterious as the
course work we didn`t do!

Time is racing toward us
till exams arrive
Heed my every mock test
and you might survive
You're unsuited for
level 304
So pack up, go home
you're through
How could I make a nerd
out of you?

(Be a nerd)
We must be swift as
the lecture schedule
(Be a nerd)
With all the memory
of a great savant
With all the smarts
of an Asian person
Mysterious as the
course work we didn`t do!