Things I Learned

PROVEN - Most hospital food is play-doh in disguise. Other secret identities are: paperweights, doorstops, and leather. Some or most hospital food has been pre-chewed and/or not chewable.
EXAMPLES
Pancakes, French Toast, Toast, Tea Biscuit, Dill Salmon, Cream of Wheat, Oatmeal - Play Doh
Tea Biscuit - Paperweight, Doorstop
Beef strips, chicken of any kind, turkey of any kind - Leather, Unchewable
Eggs - Pre chewed

PROVEN - Most hospital food is recycled.
EXAMPLES
Minestrone Soup is Vegetable Soup with pasta shells
Oatmeal is Cream of Wheat with brown food colouring
Beef Strips is Chicken Strips with the same sauce.
Tea Biscuit is French Toast/Toast/Pancakes but fatter
French Toast/Toast/Pancakes are Tea Biscuits but thinner.