Signs The TTC Wishes They Had

"CHEW WITH YOUR MOUTH CLOSED"

"ON YOUR CELL? SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

"KEEP YOUR BODY AND YOUR SHIT TO YOUR OWN SEAT"

"BUTT THE LINE AND DIE"

"YOU WANNA TURN YOUR MUSIC DOWN LOSER?"

"BLOCK THE DOORS AND YOU CAN GET THE FUCK OFF THIS VEHICLE"

"NO, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR LIFE STORY"

"UNWARRENTED FLIRTING IS FORBIDDEN UNDER TTC BYLAW 1: JACKASS PROHIBITION"

More to come!