Monday, June 22, 2009
Friday, June 12, 2009
Normal Things Described Ridiculously, and Baby Kyle!
Normal Things Described Ridiculously
Subways: Hundreds of people sit inside tubes of metal hurling itself through narrow tunnels dug out of rocks meters below the earth's surface.
Cars: People sit inside this 2 ton cube of metal while oil lights on fire and explodes beneath them.
Organ Transplants: Doctors knife up some dead guy, pull out the heart and lungs and corneas and kidneys and livers and knife up some sick person and stick them in.
Earrings: You pay $15 for a lady to shoot a pointy metal stick into your flesh. Then you drive more metal sticks into this hole in your ear with little dangly things hanging off them.
Kyle
Yes, I know, ANOTHER ONE? I saved the best topic in this post for last- please welcome Kat's niece-or-nephew No15...KYLE!
He's not red or squishy-faced at all so he looks much older. Obviously he's very cute, right down to his sneezes and hiccups. I think he's heavier than Alyssa actually. I'm going to teach him about science and health and anything else he wants to know. (I've promised each of my nieces and nephews I'd teach them about science and I am true to my word!) Maybe when he's much older he'll read this and wonder, "How was Tita Tina ever 19? She's so old right now!" I wish I had something more interesting to say but I'm all tuckered out.
Subways: Hundreds of people sit inside tubes of metal hurling itself through narrow tunnels dug out of rocks meters below the earth's surface.
Cars: People sit inside this 2 ton cube of metal while oil lights on fire and explodes beneath them.
Organ Transplants: Doctors knife up some dead guy, pull out the heart and lungs and corneas and kidneys and livers and knife up some sick person and stick them in.
Earrings: You pay $15 for a lady to shoot a pointy metal stick into your flesh. Then you drive more metal sticks into this hole in your ear with little dangly things hanging off them.
Kyle
Yes, I know, ANOTHER ONE? I saved the best topic in this post for last- please welcome Kat's niece-or-nephew No15...KYLE!
He's not red or squishy-faced at all so he looks much older. Obviously he's very cute, right down to his sneezes and hiccups. I think he's heavier than Alyssa actually. I'm going to teach him about science and health and anything else he wants to know. (I've promised each of my nieces and nephews I'd teach them about science and I am true to my word!) Maybe when he's much older he'll read this and wonder, "How was Tita Tina ever 19? She's so old right now!" I wish I had something more interesting to say but I'm all tuckered out.
Tuesday, June 9, 2009
Chinese People Pincushions, Alyssa Rae, and Young Lovin'
I went all over Pacific Mall and Market Village looking for a chinese people pincushion of my own, but I couldn't even find a regular pincushion! So I'm using my mom's, which is pink and bigger than the one pictured, and it also smells kinda weird. She says it's because it's 25 years old.
This is No 14, Alyssa. See, I realize I look super awkward all the time because my shoulders are always way up so now I look normal with Alyssa. =) She's less squishy-faced than Christian. Er...I was really excited when she was born but I haven't seen her for weeks and I really want to but she's in Mississauga soo... I hardly see my nieces and nephews because I don't live on Valdor Drive, (don't ask) but I see my Mississauga nieces and nephews only a couple times a year. Aren't they awesome though? So awesome.
Here's some old pictures I found. Hooray!
