g'morning and merry christmas! (3am post)

Yep. The family party has just officially ended- the door slammed shut on the last visitors. I can still hear them walking down the driveway through the open window. It is 3:12AM on Sunday, December 25th 2005. An hour ago, I was sleeping behind a small pile of presents, (mostly clothes) holding onto Speedy McKenneth and Big Bunny, of course. Here's how the party worked out:
First guests at 8:00- right as i opened the car door to hop out after mass I heard, "HEY!"
Party Picks up at 7:30
We start dinner at about 11:45pm.
Presents start at about 12:45pm, the next day!
Presents end at...2:30am
Dessert/Adult Kris Kringle/Wrapping up of celebrations- 3:00am
Average GIGANTIC family christmas i guess! and now...to return to the depressing business of my life and SLEEP. Merry Christmas y'all.