I hope you all die.

You know, out of the 18 years I've been alive, I've probably spent 1 year of that waiting for other people.

I'm going to punish everyone who has ever made me wait more than an hour. Watch out, I might plant knives in seats so you sit down and stab yourself in the ass. Or maybe I'll spread rumours about you. Perhaps you're an easy lay if people just try you. I might just poison your food so you spend a day or two vomiting constantly. Oh, I probably won't do any of those things. It'd be stupid after posting this blog up.

I've got to go set up some traps now.