I Win!!!

You know what's funny? When you do something bad but you don't realize it until after it's happened. And then suddenly, the voices in your head are screaming that you should have known and you're such a fucking idiot and you should be punished for being a bad person. And no matter what you've done in the past, what good or bad, you're a terrible, no-good, bad bad person and you should die. Suddenly you're hoping for a car crash so you can get out the words, "D.N.R." and hope it comes to that, and if not, you've got another solution. But that solution means you're a stupid terrible no-good bad bad person. Oh well, it works.

Since the voices are in my head...does that mean I win?